— by Polydamas In the late 1980s, comedian Dana Carvey played in skits involving a character known as the “Church Lady” in NBC’s iconic television show Saturday Night Live. Sporting a…
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Blackmail Cannot Be the New Coin of America’s Realm
— by Polydamas The vast majority of Americans did not see this past week a common theme between the resignation of the Speaker of the House of…
Insight From Unexpected Quarters
— by Haphaestus It takes a gay man to explain heterosexual relationships. ============================================================================================= Sexbots: Why Women Should Panic Milo Yiannopoulos Breitbart.com September 16, 2015 http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/16/sexbots-why-women-should-panic/ Sex with robots will be…
Why Gay Marriage All of a Sudden?
— by Hephaestus Know that I’m old enough to remember being glad that I was age prohibited from getting drafted to go to Viet Nam, so this whole “Gay Marriage” thing…
IRS and Ashley Madison Hacks Require “Cincinnatus Solution” As Well
— by Polydamas A few weeks ago, we here at The Cassandra Times proposed the “Cincinnatus Solution” for all government employees and contractors whose extremely invasive yet secret government records maintained by…
Speculating About the 2016 “October Surprise”
— by Polydamas ====================================================== THIS IS A WORK OF SPECULATION BY FANS OF POLITICAL FICTION AND DYSTOPIAN SCIENCE FICTION. RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PEOPLE OR EVENTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. ====================================================== As reported by CNN (http://tinyurl.com/p9d3jq2), in his…
Economic Reality Dooms Minimum Salary Folly
– — by Polydamas Over the past few months, we here at The Cassandra Times were following with interest mixed with amusement the travails of a Seattle, Washington company named Gravity Processing, which…
Kurt Vonnegut’s Handicapper General Comes to Life
— by Polydamas We at The Cassandra Times dedicate this article today, on August 4, 2015, to our President Barack Hussein Obama on the occasion of his 54th birthday. Since the National Security…
Limousine Liberals, Naifs, Knaves, and the Cult of the Underdog
— by Odysseus Leftist movements, their leaders, and their voters are not a unified group. Although they all use the same language, the different blocs…
Beltway Insiders’ Dream Headline in 2016: Clinton Beats Bush, Again
— by Odysseus Although recent polls show Republican presidential contender Donald Trump as polling slightly ahead of Jeb Bush, it is clear that…